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Eats Demotivational Poster


TAGS: bra on teats on bull
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by AlanSmithee

TheTrashHeap - March 17, 2011, 10:11 pm
Not on the net it doesn't.
towercam - March 17, 2011, 5:37 pm
Here, we disagree. Argument has value. ***bs on a bull doesn't. People learn things through argument.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 11, 2010, 11:05 pm
They're all Moooo posters....I'm just Amsome that way.
TheTrashHeap - August 11, 2010, 9:25 pm
Alansmithee has the best Avatar ever!
Reality Lord - August 11, 2010, 9:19 pm

awesome...how long do i have to wait before i steal the pic for a mooootifake?
spacedog - August 11, 2010, 8:57 pm
That doesn't mean he hasn't though, and "could have" been a Moo+ poster? I thought it was. 5L
TheTrashHeap - August 11, 2010, 8:29 pm
I know Moo IRL pzy. And NO.
pzykosiz - August 11, 2010, 8:24 pm
would you really want to see moo+ in a bra?
TheTrashHeap - August 11, 2010, 8:06 pm
Would have made a great Moo+ poster, but still 5L
Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 8:04 pm

STAGES OF LOVE - Love eats your brains long before you become a zombie ...

TAGS: stages of love eats brains
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Budog

HappyNoodleGirl - May 4, 2012, 11:51 pm
I LOVE this xD totes was not expecting the zombies!


TAGS: asteroid collision 2036 april friday 13 paper beats rock
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

pzykosiz - October 27, 2010, 6:05 pm
are they gonna create some giant scissors as well to protect us from the paper?
GreyScorpion - October 27, 2010, 5:45 pm
excellent 5L
Neener - October 27, 2010, 5:06 pm
I'll buy a whole case!
crankyhead - October 27, 2010, 5:05 pm
neener, it's called talent.
Neener - October 27, 2010, 4:55 pm
I want whatever you're on that made you come up with that angle.


TAGS: threats one lion stupid people who make tunnels
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Claire - September 7, 2009, 9:33 pm
f*** it, I'm tunnelling this :)
Y0yo - June 10, 2009, 3:45 pm
Why am I so tempted to tunnel this now =(
Mark - April 3, 2009, 3:10 pm
Pure Genius Ron. Five fabulous furrowing felines for you.


TAGS: sammich eats you rerun
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by rerun

irresistablex3 - January 13, 2011, 10:34 pm
i should do that to my future kids
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 5:50 pm
That's what ya get for asking for a f***ing sammich! lol still made me laugh 5!
rerun - January 9, 2011, 2:35 pm

they don't have sammichs in Soviet Russia.
Reality Lord - January 9, 2011, 1:09 pm

....what ....no "in soviet russia....." joke?

ANNUAL NINJA CONFERENCE - It looks like the keynote presentation was very well attended this year.

WHY BE HONEST - When lying is so much easier Does so much more damage Give you a feeling of power


17/9/2011 - Marks the date of the inaugrual ineligibowl, to be played against Ohio State and Miami.

TAGS: football college cheats play game
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by caveman

caveman - August 24, 2011, 4:07 am
Well i live in Australia, soooooo
Iconoclast - August 24, 2011, 12:48 am
and in the USA 9/17 is Constitution Day, marking the ratification of the US Constitution.
ICEMAN - August 23, 2011, 11:19 am
Yeah, well, on this continent it's 9/17/2011.


TAGS: these ain t the cheap seats
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - October 25, 2009, 5:02 pm
Check out the rest of the people in the pic Bart...their expressions are truly priceless.
spacedog - October 25, 2009, 4:28 pm
Amsome Bone. 5
Bartimaeus - October 25, 2009, 2:46 pm
lol this is epic baseball day material. 5/5 Man, it looks like the girl with the hat is getting the vapors.


TAGS: not so idle threats
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Airman

Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2012, 3:14 pm
you misspelled "amsome"
GaryO - June 14, 2012, 8:15 am
Dang Air, your awesomeness just keeps getting more awesome, and that’s awesome.

FRIENDS - Those whom you select to be your friends Can also be those who cause your demise

TAGS: bear eats kid
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by house

house - June 17, 2011, 9:03 am
thx V. similar to yours in 136111
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 4:13 am
Cool pic..

HONK - Beats the hell out of pong any day

GUMMY BEAR ROLE REVERSAL - After years of sweet treats she was in fact a sweet treat for a lucky bear.

TAGS: sugar lard bones tasty treats
Rating: 4.24/5

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agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 1:57 am
4/5. Wow.

MARSHMALLOW - In soviet russia, marshmallow eats you!


TAGS: bear eats you in the woods nobody else is there do you still scream in agony
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

MissPriss - March 31, 2014, 4:15 pm
Thanks 5Lot crotchety...can't get Teddy Bears Picnic "when you go out in the woods today" out of my head!
trbecome - March 31, 2014, 2:16 pm
"I know this is your nature" real wit. love it
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 31, 2014, 1:38 pm
I sent the original late last night, trying to make it more humorous, but it's difficult when you've had a long week, and you're falling asleep on the couch. Having it rejected the first time, came as no surprise, lol! Thanks Ig :-D
lgvernon - March 31, 2014, 1:10 pm

Now THIS is what I meant! Biggest laugh of the month! 5L, faved, and shared on FB.

PAPER - Beats rock.

TAGS: paper beats rock
Rating: 1.53/5

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Christopher - March 31, 2009, 4:39 am
Wow, that's awesome. WPWW
Seb - December 20, 2008, 6:56 pm
Should have Churchill with his peace sign, saying "Scissors beats Paper"

Last Words -

TAGS: elderly couples death threats funerals fear beyond directions men
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - September 17, 2014, 12:14 am
Thanks Grey! Glad you had a good chuckle.
Greybeard - September 16, 2014, 11:28 pm
5LMAO and favd.. :)
MissPriss - September 16, 2014, 9:58 pm
Sometin' to be said for cremation huh?
MissPriss - September 16, 2014, 9:57 pm
No, no you don't Old. 'K maybe just a teeny bit...teehee.
Oldsod - September 16, 2014, 8:25 pm
Hey...I resemble that remark.
GaryO - September 16, 2014, 8:13 pm

Play Dumb -

TAGS: treats train play dumb
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Ism

Rudedog - May 30, 2013, 5:59 pm
Funny and probably true

CHEEKY - My bum definitely looks big in these

TAGS: funny seats
Rating: 3.08/5

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INSPIRATION - ...and suddenly Fernando knew how to quadruple the seating capacity at the White Swallow Bar.

MEATSHILED - When Kevlar just isn't good enough

TAGS: meatshield
Rating: 2.39/5

More motifakes by nobody

Captain Whitey - May 3, 2008, 5:54 pm
choke*, coffee*, don't*. Spelling AND Grammar Nazi'd you.
weker - May 3, 2008, 5:26 pm
you guys are freaks just for spell checking his poster it funny enough to make me chock on my coffe in the morning thats all that matters (ps dont spelling nazi my work)
alex - May 3, 2008, 8:32 am
got to love the kids hand :P
Jeremy - February 21, 2008, 8:04 pm
It's called spell check moron. Too bad they haven't invented idiot check.
Big Earl - February 9, 2008, 12:24 am
You can spell Kevlar, but not shield? faggot.

THE SECOND COMING - "And what rough beast, its hour come 'round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?" - W. B. Yeats -


TAGS: bad doggie treats later
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by gil

112345 - October 12, 2011, 6:45 pm
why can i do that lets make a p***-i
LogicDude - December 29, 2009, 1:35 pm
What? No peanut b***er?
agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 10:22 pm
Thank YOU!
ronsart - December 26, 2009, 10:21 pm
thanks Gil and Aggy.
gil - December 26, 2009, 10:04 pm
well, I'm sure his tag was better.
agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 10:02 pm
In all fairness to gil, Ron has made a work of art out of every picture known to man... and a few monkeys.
gil - December 26, 2009, 9:57 pm
thanks ag.. and Ron, didn't crop it.. it was out on google images as a plain ph**o.. never saw yours, but apologize. didn't mean to use a picture already used.
ronsart - December 26, 2009, 9:54 pm
another one of mine...cropped with logo out...was called IRONIC...can't find in mine...think one of those lost last year...and before tags...
agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 9:36 pm
LMAO! Brilliant in it's simplicity... and reference.

YANKEE STADIUM - Rebecca Black goes to buy tickets before anyone else. And she doesn't know which seat to take. The front seats, the middle seats, or the back seats?

HEROES - When did it become so bad to look up to an overweight alcoholic who swings a bat and cheats on his wife?

TAGS: heroes babe ruth overweight cheats
Rating: 4.6/5

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kyleman79 - January 2, 2012, 11:16 am
I agree whole heartedly, my friend. It seems now that you can only be looked up to if your private life is completely in order. Forget that. I'll settle for the Babe.
AllegedAccomplice - January 2, 2012, 2:48 am
If someone has to be perfect to be a hero them then their are no human heroes. The Babe was the greatest offensive baseball player that ever was or ever will be. He hit home runs in gigantic ballparks not the mini parks they have now. Drunk or hungover.

Ro-Sham-Bo -

TAGS: scissors beats rock
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

Oldsod - August 23, 2014, 8:57 pm
Heh...that's going in the classroom file, as soon as I can pull it off the HDD in the dead laptop. 5L's!
GaryO - August 22, 2014, 9:05 pm

Homeless throughout History -


TAGS: movies treats
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Airman

Bolverk3778 - September 29, 2012, 1:24 pm
Cannot afford the bus ticket to the out of town cinema, or the movie tickets so 'refreshments' have no chance.
tatespa - September 26, 2012, 11:20 am
Can't afford those once I bought the movie tickets!!!!

A Little Tribute -

TAGS: hidden talents members homebased business crafts art threats lgvernon
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 16, 2013, 1:01 am
Meant in the kindest of ways...honest(with fingers crossed behind my back). Teehee?
lgvernon - November 15, 2013, 4:36 pm

I'm gone for a few days and the natives go bananas. Prissy, you've got some 'spainin' to do!~
MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 11:06 pm
I hope so. Cuz if "she" shoots, I'm a goner :(
GaryO - November 14, 2013, 9:45 pm
She shoots…….she SCORES!!!


TAGS: april calendar 2010 dash revenge dash judas dash what tremendous feats human beings are capable of once they abandon dignity dash where i am going i can only take smiles
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

Derek - April 8, 2010, 4:37 pm
Sadly ineffective on some people
pieman - April 8, 2010, 11:49 am



HOMEMADE HOLIDAY TREATS - They are so traditional.


TAGS: tribute to one of the greats
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 2:52 am
And I have a feeling that this Mod badge ain't winning any hearts, either.
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 2:51 am
A few? There are more here than let on that they dislike me. My ratings prove that. But, I believe that I legitimately earned the haters... whereas Airman and Ron haven't. You may not like posters, but to hate them just because their posters rank high?
MrRandom - October 31, 2009, 2:49 am
I'm sure you've probably got a few too. Actually, anyone who can make a competent poster probably has a few.
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 2:47 am
This one tanked quickly... a tribute poster. Man, Airman just can't get a break with the haters.
agdaniele - October 30, 2009, 6:04 pm
Shouldn't have posted this early in the day. Still a lot of anti-air trolls.
BoneCD - October 30, 2009, 1:40 pm
King of the HOF

LOGICDUDE - Did NOT appreciate them tricking him into the bath ahead of schedule.

PLAYING DEAD DOESN'T WORK - God cheats you into living on by hiding how blest it is to die; further proof that He hates you.

TAGS: god cheats
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

TheTrashHeap - September 8, 2010, 8:53 am

THETRASHHEAP - Lover of dogs. Killer of Rabbits I wonder how he feels aboot Jackaolpes?

TAGS: at least he eats what he kills
Rating: 2.86/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2009, 11:39 am
d*** you judging bastards. Yes Trash the Jamesons was flowing freely. But since Jackalope isn't a real word (or animal) I can spell it however I f***ing want.
agdaniele - July 16, 2009, 10:40 pm
And the shameless AOL plug, moooo?
TheTrashHeap - July 16, 2009, 10:39 pm
Very punny Deltabob very punny! You also spelled Jackalope wrong moooooooo. What happened did you stock back up on Jamesons?
Sean - July 16, 2009, 10:36 pm
You idiot. Why would you need a question mark. (see wot i did there) (oops did it again, no?)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 16, 2009, 10:34 pm
It cut off my question mark. I hit submit before i could fix it.
agdaniele - July 16, 2009, 10:11 pm
*blink blink*
TheTrashHeap - July 16, 2009, 8:17 pm
Cant believe mooooooooo made a spelling error! What do I think about jackalopes? Excellent with a peppercorn sauce on a bed of rice! But I can never seem to pick the right wine.
Haarakkon - July 16, 2009, 6:58 pm
Something about that hind leg doesn't look quite right.

DESPAIR - They can post this sign over LAMBEAU FIELD

home for the holdays -

TAGS: sweatshirt man
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ughomer

concern3 - December 11, 2014, 9:37 am
5er funny
GaryO - December 11, 2014, 9:21 am
HAH! Love sweatshirt man! 5L/fav